fake 

acting like something that ur not

acting a differnt infront of people

billy: l hate yu

audenice: ohhh

johnny:ok

next day

billy calls johnny the next day: hey yu wanna hang out

johnny:wow ur fake

fake by bbbbjjffhh March 16, 2008

ja-fake-an

a little chavster who speaks in a fake jamaican accent

ra man! im from jamiaca innit. um... no

ja-fake-an by prettyugly November 22, 2004

Hyde Park Hatian fake out 

A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.

The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.

just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.

johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.

Hyde Park Hatian fake out by frankie bisquick October 13, 2008

fake-douchey 

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

fake-douchey by katiekins September 23, 2007

fake-faced 

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

fake-faced by julesmary October 13, 2008

Fake Drama

When a movie/book/TV show has a moment in which it appears that something dramatic will occur, but then the director(s)/screenwriter(s)/author(s) wimp out and pull a solution to the problem out of their asses.

Example:

Guy 1: Remember in the last book of Harry Potter when Harry dies but then somehow comes back to life?
Guy2: Yeah, that was complete fake drama.

Fake Drama by someone01 November 26, 2009

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

Fake Chowing by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011