swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly

there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

donkey punch

When you punch someone in the cunt so hard that they die!

*Isaiah donkey punches stephanie

by asdadsfasdfs September 5, 2007

swamp donkey

a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.

Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.

by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008

Donkey Fart

Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.

Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.

By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.

A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.

by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010

Space Donkey

The act of defecating into a vagina.

That Sophie girl is sick. She asked Rob for a space donkey.

by K-Blo September 21, 2007

donkey punch

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.

This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

by domnation May 13, 2005

donkey punch

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head as hard as you can. This gives a tremendous sensation. But for it to work correctly, the girl must be completely knocked out, so that her asshole tightens up uncontrollably.

Last night, when I got back from the game I donkey punched Jenny, twice.

by PoloSportCondoms.com July 29, 2008