Crying

What you say when you find something so funny that you’re on the verge of tears

Kwame was rushing towards his crush, only to slip and fall in a muddy puddle. I’m crying

by Scribblerrr June 13, 2022

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

by Sootyjared June 16, 2022

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

Gangster Cry Baby

A person who rolls up complaining about something, raising up, and once confronted, starts crying… in other words, throwing up a gang sign in one hand and a pacifier in the other!

Look at that Gangster Cry baby trying to throw somebody under the bus!

by 2CommasInc June 22, 2022

Cry Baby

When AJ calls your crying because the girl he likes disses him… Then can’t admit he cried to a group of friends because he thinks it makes him less then.

AJ is a cry baby…

by Aj is a cry baby November 11, 2022

cry

something i always do

I am crying

by uraa November 14, 2022