Coolthentic

A word for geeks who neither understand the meanings of the words 'cool' or 'authentic', but need something to validate five hundred long post forum discussions on shoes for a fantasy setting.

"Those shoes are about 3 years out of the correct time period, but might just be coolthentic enough to work"

by HorseSizedDuck December 23, 2012

coulda mun jarde

used to immitate another language...any language

i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"...then we be chillin in a french bar and everyone be like "coulda mun jarde"

by schwen February 3, 2004

Could you help me find something?

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.

Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...

by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011

Bear Colton

The littlest of the Colton's (though not the shortest). A little annoying sometimes but also entertaining as well (not in that way...I don't go that way u sick minded freak) Anyway, takes boats from lakes with family members help. Hangs out in his room alot. Not really sure what goes on in there...

Pepsi, Christian, Wolf, stop by my house sometime, I'll show you all my kinky side... what, don't write with that, no thats not a pencil that's mine, HEY! stop laughin! "sniffle"

by Maybe me, maybe not.... February 20, 2005

could care less

to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.

"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."

by xcelsior September 4, 2005

colten

A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games

Eeeeewwwww its that colten kid bleh

by New york city kid July 7, 2017

Coltin

A person who is a nerd, usually doesn’t have any friends. What friends he does have don’t really like his presence.

Oh look at the kid over there he’s such a Coltin

by Mr.nofriends December 4, 2017