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Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
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Covid-19

We all have been affected by the current COVID-19 pandemic. However, the impact of the pandemic and its consequences are felt differently depending on our status as individuals and as members of society. While some try to adapt to working online, homeschooling their children and ordering food via Instacart, others have no choice but to be exposed to the virus while keeping society functioning. Our different social identities and the social groups we belong to determine our inclusion.

COVID-19 is killing people on a large scale. As of October 10, 2020, more than 7.7 million people across every state in the United States and its four territories had tested positive for COVID-19. According to the New York Times database, at least 213,876 people with the virus have died in the United States.1 However, these alarming numbers give us only half of the picture; a closer look at data by different social identities (such as class, gender, age, race, and medical history) shows that minorities have been disproportionally affected by the pandemic. These minorities in the United States are not having their right to health fulfilled.

According to the World Health Organization’s report Closing the Gap in a Generation: Health Equity through Action on the Social Determinants of Health, “poor and unequal living conditions are the consequences of deeper structural conditions that together fashion the way societies are organized—poor social policies and programs, unfair economic
Remember the covid-19 pandemic, everyone has forgot it now it feels like it was made up.”
by StrangerWords July 10, 2022
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Clovis

Noun
He was the worst king in the history. Despite the adversity of having a crackwhore mother and a lazy, jobless father, he was able to become a King. But then his downfall came when he started to become lazy like his father and promiscuous like his both parents. He engages in having sex everyday with his random slaves until he accidentally raped a promising woman in the government that does not follow the rules of the king.
Clovis was labelled as the worst king written in history.
by Kcalfé January 11, 2023
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Delaware COVID-19 Test

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.
John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
by Richboiquanni January 9, 2021
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schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
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A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
by Javid-19 January 13, 2022
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COVID NO COVID

A phrase coined by Paul used to state that an event or action will or has occurred regardless and inspite of the coronavirus pandemic and it’s effects esp. related to restrictions and public health concerns.
My birthday will happen COVID NO COVID.
We are going to London COVID NO COVID.

For the sake of our livelihoods this lockdown has to end, Covid no covid.

People were out late without face masks, COVID NO COVID.

I finished my degreeCovid no covid.

Let’s get some food and have some fun, COVID NO COVID.
I’m going to meet the love of my life tonight, COVID no COVID.
by Mahooana December 3, 2021
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