Javid-19's definitions

Gove

A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.

Michael was unwilling to partake in anal sex until after his bath due to a stubborn Gove.

by Javid-19 July 4, 2021

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

Greasy night

To fastidulously stick to all prevailing laws and rules during a social event.

My colleagues are going to take a short break from working to eat, and they should have a Greasy Night to avoid getting into any trouble.

by Javid-19 May 7, 2022