grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Chuck E Cheese's

Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.

Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
hhahaha

by coooolkarmkarm October 6, 2009

Monkey Cheese

Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.

zomg random ninja explosions! pirates robots woot thats some monkey cheese shit right there!!! z0r :awesome:

by Hurf February 28, 2008

Foot cheese

Nasty, white colored goo that has the look and consistency of cottage cheese due to build up of bacteria, sweat and sock lint that has collected between the toes. This is due to a serious lack of hygiene skills /washing one's feet. More often than not has a very pungent order that permeates a room in seconds.

Matt's foot cheese oozed out when he removed his socks after basketball practice. The room cleared in seconds flat. The only evidence remaining of his friends were the screams echoing at the end of hallway.

by Supergirl2009 January 22, 2009

cheese ball

(adj): 1a. dumb, moronic, or stupid. 1b. funny

(n): 2a. a dork or moron. 2b. a tool

1a. "That new MTV show is frickin' cheese ball."

2b. "That Lou, lol, what a cheese ball."

by GJB July 30, 2008

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005