california youth authority 

Gladiator school.... Youth Camps where you put in work and fight daily.... Crouch is a beast he went to the YA and came back a sav....They called that dude the Russian concussion I think

I spent Two years in Gladiator School....California youth authority

california youth authority by Fat Back... AKA Crouch October 18, 2013

California Roll 

Specific items.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.

Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!

Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!

California Roll by Boba Gumb November 10, 2015

California Dust Belt 

The dry regions of California and neighboring states that are super dry during certain seasons. This includes a massive amount of dusty soil, wildfires, and droughts.

The California Dust Belt is a terrible place to live in.

California Dust Belt by Yobberson July 13, 2017

California Speed 

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

California Speed by John Hoffman May 13, 2005

California snow day 

When school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather

Girl 1: Can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week?
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.

California snow day by tolachick April 30, 2009

California click 

Like many other states, California has a seat belt law. Many cars have awkward and annoyingly difficult to use seat belts. As a result some people have taken to just holding the seat belt across their chests, not really fastening it, when just taking a quick drive to the corner market. Thus the "California click". That way it looks like it's fastened in case a cop should see you. See Califoria stop.

Don't worry about the damn seat belt, just do a California click!

California click by mtebob April 21, 2011

California hot pocket 

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

California hot pocket by SexManic814 May 9, 2018