When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025
Get the Canyon Bark mug.1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
Get the Gargle barking mug.A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
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Get the Alabama Barker mug.When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
Get the Ring Barking mug."she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
by apples2apples March 28, 2009
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