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The act of voiding feces from the bowels where one doesn't squeeze or force the excrement out of the anus, nor does one clench the sphincter too finish deficating. Scroobyn is the hang time between these too acts, also known as crowning on the thrown.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp September 18, 2025
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Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
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