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Hockey Bro 

A hockey bro is someone who lives, breathes, and eats hockey. Their life consists of checking NHL.com incessantly and watching hockey highlights. When they're not on NHL.com they are either playing EA sports NHL 11, getting belligerently drunk, smoking a massive quantity of weed, or chewing massive quantities of tobacco. A hockey bro relates closely to the lax bro and are often cordial with each other.

Words often used by a hockey bro are dangle, twig, snipe, bar down, biscuit, mint ice, D1 scholly, flow.
A hockey bro often wears high top sneaks with jeans or hockey sweatpants, a hockey sweatshirt of their favorite college or pro team with a flat brim hat and leather chopper gloves.
I saw this group of hockey bros walking down the street, they were talking about how they were going to play NHL 11 and get drunk all night.
Hockey Bro by Mr. Mix a Lot December 17, 2010

Bro's Night 

A hang out which usually ends in a sleep over of more than Two male friends or "Bros." (requires heterosexual entities only)
Me and the guys had a major Bro's Night last night.

bro's before hoe's 

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
bro's before hoe's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Bro-hammered

Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.
Bro-hammered by M E Cody March 19, 2006

Bro Slag 

The laziest of all bros - A bro between the ages of 18 and 22 with no job and no car. Circumstances in which they graduate from High School are rare as they either never show up or are too busy smoking pot. Days are spent taking naps, skateboarding or biking, while nights are spent... taking naps, skateboarding or biking. Bro slags lack the ability to run and also to motivate themselves to do anything, making them attractive commodities to most young females.
Because the Bro Slag was such a lazy pile of crap, he couldn't afford to ride a dirtbike with his crew, so he stayed home and took a nap instead.

That kid threw a bottle at that Bro Slag, but he was too lazy to hit him so he just called him a fag.
Bro Slag by Partypooper909 January 19, 2008

bro factory

A suber oober bro that looks like he came straight off the line of a bro factory
Omg look its a bro factory at twelve o clock.
bro factory by G-dog and T-bone November 4, 2009