Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

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birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

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Bithday • birthday • Birthday Cake • birthday suit • birthday sex • Birthday Bash • birthday week • birthday boy • birthday girl • Birthday Month

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

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birthday brat

A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.

Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.

by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017

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