cooca beans

A very very very very very very yet again very sexy bean that everyone should eat, its tasty shit

Look at dem cooca beans.

by dank beans May 5, 2018

hot beanie

Inserting your penis into a bag of warm beans and masturbating

There's nothing like the feeling of a hot beanie.

by Bigbfg February 8, 2018

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018

Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans

by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018

cool beans

something that is SO cool it is completely awesome!

Your shirt looks cool beans!

by KWEENISCOOLBEANS January 31, 2019