silver beach 

silver beach is a small town at the jersey shore. it's only 4 blocks but is filled with young hot girls who know how to party and really hot lifeguards. it boarders normandy beach and chadwick beach.

p1- yoo dude is there any parties tonight?
p2- lets got to silver beach theres always mad parties there.
pq- yeah man and hot chicks!

silver beach by surrounding beach goerr February 20, 2009

Newport beach

A place where there is a lot of wealth and the people can be snobby. Outsiders tend to get pissed at them because they work their ass off and it pays off. Ignorant people...

"hey i live in Newport beach"
(other guy whispers to friend) " rich bastard"

Newport beach by An Asian Grom named Terrell February 5, 2013

Buzzard Beach Syndrome 

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.

"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."

Buzzard Beach Syndrome by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008

long beach island 

lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.

where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.

long beach island by mlpkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq December 25, 2008

monarch beach 

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

monarch beach by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014

Sunny Isles Beach, FL 

A small strip of beach, formerly a part of North Miami Beach that is between Haulover Beach and Golden Beach and is now a hoppin, multi cultural fancy car factory where lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, Aston Martins, Porches and Masseratis can be found in almost any parking lot (including walgreens and Burger King). Too bad no one here knows how to drive.

High rises and valet parking rule the world here on the beach side of A1A (Collins Ave) and the other side of the road has cheaper living and some trendy restaurants and small stores that make you feel right at home - if home is near the ocean.

This little town on the beach will make 3 blocks feel like 3 miles with all the traffic lights, but you can always hop on the William Lehman Causeway or the bridge on 163rd st. for an easy escape into Aventura.

Did you hear? Britney Spears was in Sunny Isles Beach, FL the other day for a wedding at the Newport Beachside Hotel

Sunny Isles Beach, FL by shummy2 February 20, 2011

palm beach atlantic 

the only curse-free, smoke-free, drink-free, fun-free, sex-free, you best be locked in your dorm room by 10:30, college that'll let you know regularly that you are damned to hell.....YAY!

now, we know that you tennagers are evil but im sure thats nothing a little daily exorcism cant help at palm beach atlantic!

palm beach atlantic by wadadli April 28, 2005