Brandon 

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty

Wow that guy is such a Brandon

Brandon by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022

Brandon 

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

Brandon by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

Brandon 

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

Brandon by Adam L Nguyen April 24, 2022

Brandon 

Brandon loves GENSHIN IMPACT and is very very bad at Valorant.

Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"

Zak is a dirty black ni and Brandon knows it

Brandon by YOYOYOYOYOYYOO April 24, 2022

Brandon 

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny

Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh

Brandon by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022

Brandon 

Mystery is the man

If his name is Mystery, You already know that Brandon gets women. He gets all the money on ROBLOX tower defense.

Brandon by coolgamerawesome! May 9, 2022

Brandon 

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.

Brandon can see your uncle later

Brandon by Dhdhfhbf May 17, 2022