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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is such a pussy
by j3odie June 11, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018
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Paul/Paulie

A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.
Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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Paul and Mia

That weird couple dat never talks and has sex on a bench .
Robyn and David was weird ,just like Paul and Mia
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul gives you cancer. Don't watch his shitty ass vids
Doctor:" Why are you in the hospital?"
Kid w/ cancer:" I watched jAke PaUL!"
by whvdqcjdf November 5, 2019
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Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.
Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old
by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019
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Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much
guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout
by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019
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