Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

Wuthering Waves

A unoptimized laggy buggy trash game with half naked female MC made for gatcha addicted fatass dudes who thinks pixelated characters are their waifus ( girlfriend)

A:-Bro do you heard about "wuthering waves" the genshin killer

B:- damn man it's 603929th genshin killer this time

those killer type ass games come and go

by gigachadurmom July 7, 2024

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Wetter Willy

A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.

"Babe, we should totally try the new Wetter Willy technique, I wanna see what the hype is about!"

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Weather Capping

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.

Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!

by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025

Weatherchondriac

Someone that won’t go outside or do anything if it isn’t a perfect 75 degrees and sunny and constantly makes the excuse about the weather.

Lenny is a wheatherchondriac, he’s canceling on golf again because it’s too windy, too cold, might rain, too hot, etc.

There is a chance of snow in the area next week, and Madison is canceling her trip again, she’s such a weatherchondriac!

by Golf Junkie April 5, 2025