Vital Admin

Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.

Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.

What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)

by yungOsho August 20, 2018

Vitoism

A religious practice worshiping the absolute legend that is Danny DeVito

Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Vitamin FFS

A Vitamin only Gamers can get by raging on Games. It spreads out many hormones in the body.

mOm: You have to take your daily dose of Vitamin FFS to get stronger!

by Nasenlocher February 19, 2019

vitalu

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.

Y'all see vitalu. She looks like a deer. Ass time.

by Sonalx February 24, 2019

Vito

Vito is a gay name used for people with EXTREMELY small dicks and are ugly people on the inside and outside. their an ugly nigga bitch that is not as fast as most people named James. they also mostly have a head like a coconut and are a homosexual. If they cant get a boyfriend they either watch people that are dating or watch sexual videos

vito is a slow ass gay ass nigga

by knob on the cob February 26, 2019

Vito

Loves girls/Has lots of friends/Really weird/ Girls should even stay away/ He doesn't like popularity people/ He doesn't want girls to hate him

Vito isn't someone a girl should be alone with!

by anonymous May 16, 2019

Vitalize

Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.

Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.

Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.

by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019