hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015

Summer Teeth

when a girl has messed up teeth
cus some of her teeth are there and others aren't

she's fine but she got summer teeth

by whitegold L.I.N.Y May 11, 2003

tweeted

When someone pooped them self in their underware with out going to the toilet.

Johnny tweeted him self on the bus.

by Mojo82 July 14, 2009

Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010

Suck Teeth

To "Suck Teeth" means to make a sound via your mouth, inhaling sharply and using your tongue.

Many have argued what the spelling of this sound might be, but after careful consideration of all feedback, <Element|Rasta> came up with the defining spelling. This is:

chmishsyeursishchrish

Suck Teeth

<element|Rasta> me- eh bwoy gway so from here for mi bruk up ya raas seen
<element|Rasta> boy- fcuk of old rasta you a old grumpy bastard
<element|Rasta> me - chmishsyeursishchrish, dont make me lick ya up wi su-in bwoy, ya like bangalu to bomboclaat bwoy

by RastaMan June 13, 2007

Beaver Teeth

VERY large front teeth, often used for making fun of people.

That nigga Shane Poncik has some Beaver Teeth!

by Coopaaa March 21, 2012

Tweetee

Someone who enjoys eating ice cream. Tends to be around 5'2, not too tall, likes dogs named Biscuit and is pursuing in nursing.
She also laughs like Squidward.

Tim: Dude, I'm craving ice cream.
Chadd: Me too
Tim: Why are we such Tweetee's today?

by mattken December 26, 2010