toss for eating crackers

beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.

Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers

by Astral Brownie September 28, 2006

toolshack

Rachael "Rosch" and Elise, having all of the qualities of a tool and then some.

Rosch is a toolshack

by brothermace October 18, 2010

Toss Your Rabbit

Male Masturbation, the moment of ejaculation

She's so hot she makes you want to toss your rabbit all over her face. He was wanking like crazy and tossed his rabbit all over her face.

by Platypus64 December 7, 2012

toss the salas

To furiously spank your partner on the buttocks.

Guy 1:"Woah man! Why is your butt all red?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend gave me a toss the salas."
Guy 1: "Thats harsh, bro."

Guy 1:"Woah man! Why is your butt all red?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend gave me a toss the salas."
Guy 1: "Thats harsh, bro."

by Keelmeths January 8, 2015

Toss your chips

Very common slang terminology for the act of enticing a woman to expose her breasts. Often used in marine/boating applications. When proclaiming individual yells "toss your chips" to another vessel, they hear "show your tits" while all company on the initial vessel hears a very subtle request for a snack.

While on my buddies boat I heard him yell "toss your chips" to another boat and to our delight all of the heavy chested ladies promptly whipped out their fun bags.

by Laverneous Cole September 15, 2014

tootsie role

The art of shating and putting it in a blender and freezing it than inserting into the vagina

Dude i tootsie role her lastnight

by Flipjack August 29, 2016

Toost

The second chick you might have had sex with.

That's toost was awesome last night.

Bullshit. I don't even think you had first let alone toost.

by Jrailey May 13, 2016