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the Tuck Method 

the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
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The True Golden Experience

The act of receiving immense pleasure from your significant other so good that it is a life changing experience that you may never have ever again.
Giorno Giovanna was happily able to try the true golden experience with Mista.

The Tower Effect 

The Psychological process by which a Tower Unite™️ player becomes, through repeated exposure to related material, a furry and/or hentai fetishist.
Person 1: Dude Jim has been playing Tower Unite Non-Stop!!!
Person 2: Oh god, He's gonna become a furry via The Tower Effect
The Tower Effect by Yoshiex34 January 24, 2021

Channel the Tater 

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.
Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.
Channel the Tater by strofty December 20, 2013

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.
You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

At the top of my lungs 

(Idiom) shout or scream as loud as someone possibly can
"I wanna scream 'I love you' at the top of my lungs, wanting the world to hear it."

"I did too much thinking today and felt very frustrated, so when I went for a drive in my car, I just screamed at the top of my lungs many times"
At the top of my lungs by zallynn September 7, 2009
Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?

Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
The Ted by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011