bum teeth

A line of teeth around the rim of the anus which repels rape at all times. Only Chuck Norris can achieve a full on anal fisting.

Rob: I sharpened some sticks with my bum teeth. Wicked kool!
Al: Yeah, you stabbed me with that shizzlet stick!
Rob: Yeah, i fucking owned you.

by Rob's rapeler June 30, 2008

teats

breasts, usually male

wow that dude has big ass teats

by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

Teet

website where you guess the stop time a prize for a chance to win it getting the biggest dice roll.

* Guess when the timer will stop. The closest 100 people will receive points. You do not have to be online to win points.
* Roll dice after the timer stops. The closest person will win the prize and the top 100 will receive points. Yon need to be online to roll the dice.
* Refer your friends. Each friend that signs up will earn you 10 bonus points!

The Top 20 point leaders will receive prizes at the end of each month.

You can participate in the dice roll even if you do not enter a guess for the timer.

"did you teet today?", "No man i missed it!"

by mikiozwn April 7, 2008

Grinding Teeth

While Making out or Intense passionate kissing, your teeth connect with your partners teeth by touching, rubbing, or moving across the surface of the other persons mouth. Mostly done Accidentally, while some other more aggressive individuals do this on purpose for pleasure.

Friend 1: "Yo Bro, were you grinding teeth last night with that chick?"

Friend 2: "Yeah Bro, Of course i was when she is that easy, she was all about grinding teeth."

by hot4dablock December 23, 2009

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

sausage teeth

Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.

You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.

by ReRe October 9, 2004

he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

by Garrettb3 March 22, 2007