tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Testic

A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

tacticalyourdad

the most talented pc gamer, and most sus twitch streamer (5.4kd)

ayooo is that tacticalyourdad

by tacticalyourdad February 16, 2022

tatical comb

A butterfly knife, but instead of a blade, it has a comb.

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!"
"No bro, its just my tatical comb."

by Multiplayr February 21, 2022

Tacticock

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.

It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.

by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022