witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

by emilygoo July 27, 2006

Thickey

A hickey on the thigh.

That ho had an enormous thickey! How dare she wear daizy dukes with a thickey like that?

by joedaddy28 May 19, 2013

Thick4Thicke

Sporting a boner (or at least semi-chub) in honor of Alan Thicke. The great actor may have passed away, but his legacy will live on in all of our pants.

Joel: Is that a button-down fly or your jeans?
Tom: Nah, it's a boner. Gotta stay Thick4Thicke.

by ChinoChopper December 14, 2016

Thickolas

The thickest most thick boy of all he’s ohh so thiccccc

Girl: that boy nickolas is quite a thickolas

by Thickolas prime December 6, 2017

Thickilicous

A very very thick boi, so thick that it could pass for a 3 course meal.

Cannella: Ryan could you see cheek in your Speedo's was it thickilicous
Ryan Coulthard: come to practice later and you can see

by Kskdjkjksk June 17, 2019

thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019

The Thicks

Uncontrollable shit that is heavy and thick. The opposite of The Shits.

Damn, I had The Thicks all day yesterday! I think I dropped 10 pounds!

by The Jenz March 6, 2010