The Sandman Special

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.

My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

by Nifer722 May 19, 2023

playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a pedophile
2. A person who needs to be thrown into a woodchiper

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper.

STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAB you fucking playground extraction specialist.

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Minado Special

the Minado Special is when you've finished gorging yourself at a sushi buffet and go into uncomfortable, often embarrassing, and poorly timed gastric distress caused by rice expansion in your gut.

"dude, we need to stop at a gas station because I feel a minado special coming on."

by iheartkittens July 19, 2010

Southern special

When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you

Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.

by Volcano job October 21, 2009

special mofo

Disease that is common in males who are somewhat mentally retarded. Can sometimes carry out adult conversation but this is an unoften occurance. Helmets are a tell tale sign of this disease

Jay is a ultra special mofo

by HOES May 4, 2004

specialtard

Someone who isnt quite a retard, but still very special.

"hey, that guy thinks there is a right sock and a left sock"

"yep, he's definitley a specialtard"

by Ryan is god December 16, 2009

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018