Simone

He Is MY CAT...

Simone is the Cutest AMOGUS

by Irl creator March 6, 2023

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba

Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 16, 2021

Simon Handfield

An absolute punk

Simon Handfield is a certified punk

by TwitosTom October 19, 2023

Simon

Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.

Simon is so cool!

by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019

Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015