crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Levels to this shit

There are certain obstacles and tests you must pass to live the true life of a real N**ga.

"we don't fuck the same hoes, there's levels to this shit!" - Meek Mill

by RozayDaBouse July 28, 2013

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009