long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!
by jupiterMary January 17, 2023
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Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
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an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women
Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.
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Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes
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Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
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Get the Bob Semple Tank mug.The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024
Get the Carpet Sampling mug.A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
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