Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Sophmorgy

A Sophmorgy is the act of several Sophmores in High-school or College getting together on the weekend and having massive orgies that usually involve no condoms and lots of assplay.
Depending on the hosts home, typical household pets such as dogs may be sucked off in the process, making it a win-win for everyone involved.
It typically happens due to the newfound sense of faggotry that comes with shedding of the title "Freshmen".

Side effects include HIV, Babies, Abortions, Anal Tearing and a false sense of accomplishment in regards to their social status's.

Hey, me and 10 other Sophmores are getting together this weekend to take part in the Sophmorgy of the year, we are going to take turns jerking and sucking the dog, maybe if everyone is up to it we can all lose our virginity status and gain the HIV status.

by Slayer of Poon April 1, 2011

spamanoid

adj. the condition whereby one believes they are receiving more junk email than they actually are, and on occasion, missing important messages, believing them to be junk.

"Bill, just because I sent you a message from my work email doesn't make it junk—you're being overly spamanoid.

Spam+Paranoid

by whitoutadoubt December 11, 2011

Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

Skpam

A spam scam. Like facebook giftcard survey boondoggles.

Hopeful Dolt: 'Share' this Bossco Gift card survey to get a free $1000 gift certificate.

Savvy Nerd: Thanks for the Skpam, ma'am! ; )

by fox-tracks January 1, 2012

Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.

"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"

by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012

SOPA

a substance that cleans dyslexic people

1: DOWN WITH SOPA!
2: Why? We don't need more dirty dyslexic people in the world.

by cowsandsocks February 24, 2012