adj. the condition whereby one believes they are receiving more junk email than they actually are, and on occasion, missing important messages, believing them to be junk.
"Bill, just because I sent you a message from my work email doesn't make it junk—you're being overly spamanoid.
Spam+Paranoid
Spam+Paranoid
by whitoutadoubt June 10, 2011
n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.
I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.
by whitoutadoubt June 27, 2011