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Sophmorgy 

A Sophmorgy is the act of several Sophmores in High-school or College getting together on the weekend and having massive orgies that usually involve no condoms and lots of assplay.
Depending on the hosts home, typical household pets such as dogs may be sucked off in the process, making it a win-win for everyone involved.
It typically happens due to the newfound sense of faggotry that comes with shedding of the title "Freshmen".

Side effects include HIV, Babies, Abortions, Anal Tearing and a false sense of accomplishment in regards to their social status's.
Hey, me and 10 other Sophmores are getting together this weekend to take part in the Sophmorgy of the year, we are going to take turns jerking and sucking the dog, maybe if everyone is up to it we can all lose our virginity status and gain the HIV status.
Sophmorgy by Slayer of Poon April 1, 2011
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sophmore 

incorrect spelling of sophomore, you idiot.
lik OMG dat sophmore iz 2 hott!
sophmore by luna May 24, 2004

Sophmoritis 

Early case of senioritis. Occurs during your sophmore year, near exams. Some symptoms include laziness, fatigue, being apathetic (about appearance, grades, and classes), partying often, saying "fuck it" often, and skipping.
"Fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm skipping tomorrow too."
"Dang... do you have senioritis??"
"No. I'm a sophmore. I have sophmoritis."
Sophmoritis by A. S. J. May 4, 2009

sophmore year 

your 2nd year of high school, in which you finally begin to fit in with your crowd of people and find your friends who you will be with for the majority of high school. You will probably drink your first beer, and smoke your first joint. You'll attend your first huge party and realize that everyone likes to drink. Classes aren't that hard yet, and you won't give college much of a thought yet. It is in this year you stop being a pussy and start to get used to your surroundings in the hellhole we call high school.
Senior 1: did you go to that sophomore party?
Senior 2: yeah it was filled with a bunch of kids acting drunk off of 1 beer
Senior 1: I remember sophmore year ! haha good times.

Sophmoredom 

I've graduated to sophmoredom.

[sophmore] 

the most depressing, uninteresting year of high school.
You wish it was over even though your two weeks in.
The freshman annoy the most out of you because they have no idea where they're even going. It pisses you off the most. The teachers have no souls and don't seem to have any happiness within. Only few classes are enjoyable, most likely electives and/or study hall. But then again, most electives are just as depressing... such as Crafts or the like.
Some freshmen seem to remind you of Harry Potter, Elves, or the Urkels of 2008.
The others are just there, trying to be as sexy and badass as can be.. too bad their not sexy or badass at all.
Sophmore year is the death of us.
[sophmore] by suffermoreyear October 24, 2008

sophmoric 

Farting in public just to make people laugh is sophmoric.
sophmoric by Lime Green Vampire March 2, 2009
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