i wanna smash so bad

I wanna smash so bad is slang for i really badly want to fuck.

Oh hey, i wanna smash so bad.

by That cute hoe October 20, 2017

Keyboard smash

A way to tell if someone is LGBTQ + over text. Many people use keyboard smashes to convey that they are LGBTQ in a subtle way. For example keyboard smashes usually start with the letter A or any random letter and go something like this:

Keyboard smash examples:

BAHSHDJDJDJDJFJFJ I CANT BELIEVE HE JUST SAID THAT

ABHDJDJDJDJDJ NO😭

AHHSJDJDJDJDJRJR PLEASE

by Allthingsgay May 3, 2021

let me smash

Becky let me smash

Becky, i got you more blue, let me smash no Ron

by bobby big September 1, 2017

The Diddy Kong Smash

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

by focofox37 April 15, 2007

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.

*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

by Asgoo August 23, 2017

super smash that hoe

when you finish having sex with a hoe and/or slut, and you are not satisfied you smack her with your dick and you shove your cock in her mouth.

Patrick: "Hey what happened with you and that hoe Jill from the club last night?"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"

by little pig December 20, 2008

Scrotum Smash

The pulverizing of a fellow man's testes accompanied by "SCROTUM SMASH" being yelled in an incredibly high pitched tone.

Only to be used in extreme circumstances

I SCROTUM SMASH YOU FOOL! (crunch)

by macs11 April 22, 2009