Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022

Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.

Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.

by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024

Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.

If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.

by Pignut26 February 26, 2024

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).

“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010