A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.
Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....
Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....
by Ryuuk November 4, 2012
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Used as a mock by the party of the winning side of an argument. When an individual does not know how to respond to a statement, then the individual is considered "sleeping".
by datgawddamsleeper June 17, 2014
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Re-Sleep is differnt than a nap since it is so close to the actual night time sleeping, any sleep after the 1 hour limit is called a nap.
Re-Sleep is differnt than a nap since it is so close to the actual night time sleeping, any sleep after the 1 hour limit is called a nap.
She was so tired in the morning that she went back to bed almost immediately, trying to re-sleep. By trying to re-sleep she could avoid the negativeness of taking a nap and could honestly say she got up a 8 AM.
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Guy 2: How do you know about that?
Guy 1: You told me when you were sleep high.
Guy 2: How do you know about that?
Guy 1: You told me when you were sleep high.
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