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no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."
by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007
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Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well
Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O
by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010
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cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!
by A person May 23, 2006
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UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.
umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants
by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011
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Pantsu

1) Literally just pants adopted into the Japanese language; the final u is largely muted.
2) Female underwear. Likely to mean this if said in English with the final u more pronounced.
1) Mika was a bit of a tomboy so she often wore pantsu instead of a dress.
2) Aiko seemed feminine since she commonly wore lacy dresses, but once I harassed her after two much sake, her pantsu beneath such a dress were among the last things I saw before her high roundhouse kick knocked me and several of my teeth right out.
by Bahmo May 25, 2019
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poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004
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pee your pants

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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