by Dean_o December 28, 2011
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"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013
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A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013
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Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014
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She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.
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