CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

pace

A male who is obsessed with a girl but will never get any action from her, and will die a virgin. The only action he will ever get will be from his own unwilling hand(see molesterbation).

He sat there with kari all night and all they did was sit next to each other, what a pace.

by daytonizer April 17, 2008

pudge packer

a person who dates and or sleeps with verry large men or women without any shame. these people are of verry low moral standards and should be shamed out of all society

farkas is a pudge packer

by rodruigez July 31, 2007

pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.

John has a Pacemaker, yo!

by Mr. Mammon July 30, 2008

Pacey

The most annoying person u will ever meet, unfortunately had no friends or social life, but does like to hug the little shit out of certain people, but overall no one likes him and his only friend is his Nan

Greg: ewww do u smell that
billy: ewww yes! I bet it’s pacey

Greg: oh yeah definitely, that boy STINKS

billy:no wonder his only friend is his nan

by Issy wizzy July 30, 2020

Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.

why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer

by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005

fadge packer

One who packs half-bales of wool. a complete retard and usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

A vegan homosexual.

Rotorua mitre 10's employees.

"Jimmy you slacker, stop bieng a homo and help me pack these fadges"

"i'm getting out of this hole, mitre 10 is full of fadge packers!"

Nick-"whats wrong mate?"
Paul-"oh my back is killing me, ive been packing fadges all night"

by Pond_Scumley December 17, 2007