put it on her boobs!

1.) This versatile phrase is mainly used as an exclamation, such as fuck or blow it out your dickhole. Usually used between friends, as outsiders will take the meaning to be literal, and be justifiably offended.
2.) Appropriate response to any question that you don't have the answer to.
Summary: If you do not know the answer to any question, or if you need to yell something nonsensical, say: "put it on her boobs"

Brian: Hey, dude, what's the sine of 5 pi quintupled over psub three of x over 99 problems but a bitch ain't one?
Jimmy: Put it on her boobs!
Brian: Thanks.

by Irish Stallion July 30, 2008

put a bird on it

Used to express your displeasure with a person or situation. Derived from "flipping the bird" and the IFC show Portlandia's put a bird on it skit.

That memo?!? You can put a bird on it.

by Tuckerblue August 2, 2011

Put that on a t-shirt

A way to tell somebody that what they said has some kind of a deep meaning.

Bro1: Dude, hate lasts longer than dislike
Bro2: Put that on a t-shirt

by BeSafeBoi August 26, 2016

Put Out a Bolo

To go for a shit

I'm going to put out a bolo.
I just put out a bolo.

by Moß August 17, 2008

put gum in the computer

something u do if your name is ben, danny, or brian

hey, uh, who put this gum in this computer?

by I_Can't_Hear_2_Good August 10, 2004

Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008

Put the foot in the hand

1.) The act of applying effort to try to achieve the ideal.

e.g. "I am on my eighth round of donkey kong, i'm about to put the foot" would be applied as proper use of "Putting the foot into the hand" or also referred to as "Putting the foot near and/or around the hand". In the past tense "I just put the foot in that round weeeooo" would be a proper use of said past tense "Put the foot" or "Put the foot in the hand" e.g. "I put the foot into the hand its so unreal holy cow."

2.) Smashing buttons incorrectly to properly smash together combo moves in Skate 3, without any actual skating experience.

e.g. "You think you are so good at this shit, why don't you go put your foot in your hand. Puttin the put put footin the put in the hand hand in the put puttin the foot in the hand hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the... etc.

3. Gary Coleman

I am about to put the foot in the hand.

by samsonz99 March 15, 2011