I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.

Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"

by Pdog January 27, 2005

padizzle

another way of saying pussy
or
"hell yea"

Jenny- Wana eat my Padizzle?
Walter- Padizzle.

by dunzo August 30, 2005

panda sunset

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.

a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"

by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006

panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.

Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!

by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.

Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.

by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

Panda

Racial slur for those of African descent

"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."

"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"

by _cp3o June 4, 2016

paddington bear

A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.

I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.

by Detroit Raver June 2, 2018