cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.
Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
by Dentbag June 02, 2019
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Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 17, 2021
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cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 19, 2010
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Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 14, 2023
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Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 21, 2010
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cock smitten

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.
she's totally cock smitten
by Douglas J. Hill May 02, 2008
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Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014
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