well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2021

this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary

It's in a dictionary now lol

""this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary"

by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary March 15, 2021

not playing any games

basically means ur not fucking around

fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games

by Tren September 28, 2004

not quite the same

Completely different.

Often said with nostalgia.

You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.

by Lady Chevalier June 16, 2005

it's adam and eve not adam and steve

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

by Roy S June 11, 2006