Mittiot

Someone who makes awkward statements like. "All the trees are the right size.", like Mitt Romney did at his speech in Detroit.

I didn't think anyone could out -moron George Bushes' gaffes until this Mittiot came along.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

Ryoko Mitake

one of the finest Japanese AV (porno) stars. except she has an annoying squeaky voice when pleasured.

My life's goal is to plug Ryoko Mitake and fill her with my juice.

by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003

Mith

(n) A fiery, scary God.

Holy Mith!

by pyro April 21, 2004

fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

D'mitri

A D'mitri is a boy next door type that you can fall in love with and can break your heart. Be careful, he is hard to unravel and very stubborn. Underneath his big walls, there is love.

Man: Hey, is that D'mitri over there?
Woman: Yes, I believe so.
Man: I better go say hi.
Woman: I rather not. He and I are just neighbors. I wish we could be more.

by Mary Jane 111 March 16, 2010

Mitt Romney

To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.

When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.

by Bliff Blaffington July 6, 2012