marathon man

a prick who takes a whole hour outside of foreplay to bust a nut while u slowly chafe to death.

Many men are also marathon men.

by keema August 27, 2003

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Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

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this is the day we’re Pisces girls get their heart broken my libras even tho they love them... if you are a libra and you see this remember that, if you have ever broken a Pisces heart before..it was probably on this date... imma go kill myself now have a great day :)

it’s March 13 you know what that means Pisces...

by dani :) November 2, 2019

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Martha

A talking yellow dog

Martha was an average dog

by BiggieBamBam October 11, 2021

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marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

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