jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham

Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham

by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009

jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif April 20, 2018

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

Jeff

A seance of divorced dads getting together and having a beer.

Hey, you wanna go meet up at the Jeff this weekend?

by Hdiwbdudnsjwjsh March 25, 2024

Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.

-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"

by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022