jake gyllenhaal

A term used to describe a homosexual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead.

1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in New Edition.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.

by The Truth & Nothing but The Truth April 18, 2006

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Jake paul

A man who has more money than sense and no one likes him

Eee I don't want to be like Jake paul

by Jake Paul hater August 10, 2017

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Jake Paul

The biggest asshole you will ever come across in your entire life.

Jake Paul is an abusive bitch.

by Ultra Violets March 11, 2018

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the dirty jake

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.

christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.

by rit roy February 19, 2005

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Danica and Jake

Jake: is the name of 2009, a very cool name and every family wants to name their kid Jake. If you name your kid Jake he will have lots of friends like Danica.

Danica: will be the top name for your kid.If you name your kid Danica she will have the best smile and all the boyzz will go crazy.

Danica and Jake

by Danica and Jake February 20, 2009

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