jeff podolski

a big fucking waste of time

Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.

by all.hail.plankton January 17, 2018

Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.

-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"

by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022

Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.

Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!

by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020

Jeff

Literally Sally’s bff and number one fan

“Wow you’re such a Jeff”
“Omg thanks but I’m actually a loser named Ben”

by Grainsys April 11, 2023

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022