Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

Hump Nails

Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion

Them hump nails is pretty af

by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021

Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Female Throat Humping

The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.

"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"

by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014

Hump nuggets

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices

Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets

by Craigzyc July 26, 2025