masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 11, 2015

6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.

"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

Sad Nigga Hours

All hours are sad nigga hours when you have depression

Sad Nigga 1: Why are you crying? It's 3pm
Sad Nigga 2: It's alaways sad nigga hours for me.

by angvlo May 27, 2018

Horny nigga hours

When a nigga is horny can happen at any time

Every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny
Song example of horny nigga hours 🤷 ♂️

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022

Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.

"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"

by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021

Family Nigga Hours

Family Nigga Hours rolls around during Thanksgiving, this is where you better respect yo fam

Yo! Uncle Jared, its Family Nigga Hours

by MoonRise177013 November 28, 2017

Las Vegas Hour

The hour in which anything can happen and will be forgotten and unmentioned as the next hour begins

Bro you can egg your ex’s house it’s Las Vegas Hour

by Dictionarian117 December 27, 2020