hooker

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.

by sim sim salla bim October 20, 2011

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Hooker

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.

by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

Hooted

HIGH AS FUUUUUUCKKK

“Why’re you laughing so much? It’s cause you’re hooted!”

by Itsbillybadasss September 26, 2019

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Hooper

A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being overly procedural and can't or won't do anything without going through the full process of things. Typically found in IT departments that have a high average age. Sometimes used in a joking way among colleagues. Can also describe someone who is out of touch, typically with modern age technology or an agile way of working.

Can you believe it Henry? I've asked the IT guy if they could help me out quickly with my computer but they told me in the face to create a ticket, such a Hooper man...

by hooper_simpson November 25, 2021