Grounded

1. To not allow children to get exercise
2. To not allow children to put on shoes
3. To not allow children to ask parents questions
4. To not allow children to go to parties

Girl: "Dad can I go for a walk?"
Dad: "No you must not go anywhere. You are grounded"
Girl: "So you want me to get fat?"
Dad: "Yes. Grounding is what I make it"
Friend: "LOL"

by Parenting101 June 14, 2008

grounded

Not having your parent's PERMISSION to do certain things.Yet, that doesn't mean you CAN'T do those certain things. =

1 Crystal was grounded for a year, yet she always did anything she wanted behind her parent's back.

by Stacey Yi September 19, 2005

grundle

The Grundle or taint is the area between the genitals and the anus.

"That bicycle seat really put a hurtin' on the old grundle!"

by Justin Illusion May 30, 2006

Grundle

The space between your sack-o-nuts and your whale hole.

When you are crapping you sure are lucky that your grundle is there or you would have a shat full of mess.

by Hansel February 10, 2004

grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell

that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome

by the October 24, 2004

Grundlebug

tiny pieces of feces that you miss wiping after you go the toilet, that dry and become attached to your grundle hairs. Also known as "dags", the removal of these items is often met with a severe stinging sensation and repulsive odour stain on the fingers

1. "just like ripping off a band-aid, i closed my eyes and yanked off the grundlebugs until they were all gone and it stung like crazy!"

by TrueAussieDictionary May 18, 2009

Midnight Grundle Snack

When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob (usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are horny but she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.

When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.

by Dub Sack All-Stars January 8, 2008